Tuesday, November 28, 2017

Alert * Special Delivery * Santa


Dear Darling Santa,

Thanksgiving is over. I hope yours was pleasant, that you ate and drank well and got plenty of rest. As you know better than I, your time from now through December 24 is your busiest time of the whole entire year.

I don't want to take up too much of your time so I'll outline my Christmas list:


1. Doctor Who dog ID tag personalized (obviously)

2. Doctor Who T-shirt (this may be difficiult to find, so I suggest you hurry on this one!)

3. Jeans jacket, vintage wash (small or small/medium)

4. Gourmet canine treats, preferabley Claudiea's Canine Bakery (largest size)
5. Vuitton Plush Ball (3 small size)
6. Vivaglory stainless steel bowls on silicon skid-resistant mat (small size)


7. Star Trek hoodie (small)


Santa, my friend, you may be surprised that my list this year is clothing-heavy. Not my fault!!! Mama, who is known to shrink laundry at an alarming rate, has done so to many items in my wardrobe.

Now to my behaviour:

To be perfectly honest, it hasn't been exemplary. However, it has been better than good. Also any misbehavior or even mischief can't be blamed on me-- not my fault, irresistible impulse (FYI a defense at law), I couldn't help myself, I didn't mean to. Please know that I try my best every single day and arguably the effort is more important than the mistake.

As you  know, I shall write to you again and, if you recall, we have a photo opp planed for Friday, December 8. See you then and look for my next post about a week before Christmas eve.

Your best pal, buddy, supporter and friend, Mercury Murphy Roushanzamir, xoxox

PS: best to the elves, reindeer, Mrs. Claus (if there is one) and to your mechanics who work all year to assure the sleigh's in top form.